Thursday, January 17, 2013
Oh the bus
I am less than impressed with the men of Seattle. I know, I know - wide statement - over reaching - but no, not really. They all look like weird clones of one another: wool hat, wool jacket, beard, t-shirt and those god awful black rim glasses. Yes, I am calling them all Hipsters. And I'm over it. It's not cute. It's as annoying as everyone's obsession with recycling while they throw cigarette butts on the ground and never come out from behind their earbuds. By the way - your music isn't really that interesting. Oh and I know - you are probably listening to some Liberal College Station or something - but must of you are over 30 now - it's just sad. A couple of friends and I went for dinner a few nights ago - we passed this Wine Dive where they sat around smoking on the patio. It was like a clan of cave bears with beer bellies. Also - straight men don't drink wine - they drink beer or hard liquor. Gay men look perfectly fine with a nice glass of Merlot - you sir look like a douche. What happened to real men? You know - the ones who really don't care if their stocking hat matches their jacket and can fix my car or my plumbing -who doesn't just text the repair guy on his IPhone. Guys you are becoming completely useless as men. It's disgusting. I know I'm supposed to be liberated and capable - I get it - I'm a 21st Century girl but you are still a sissy boy. It's like over the last twenty years the real men have become brainwashed by that nerdy kid he used to kick around in high school. Don't get me wrong - Brains are sexy. Hipsters are not. And they would be completely useless against Zombies - so what's the point?
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My gaydar broke the moment I got back to Seattle. And that would be great if there was more variety, but that is not the case.
ReplyDeleteI'm rather fond of passive guys and if they've got the $$$ to hire help for menial chores, that's okay. But seriously, the lazy fratboy gone hipster look is awful. I feel for you.
Honestly though, I'd trade you the perfectly waxed eyebrow'd gym bunnies for the rich hipster douchebags any day. Even after the zombie apocalypse.
And you keep trying to get me to move up there? Your not helping your cause. We have guys down here in 180 degree weather wearing wool caps!! Now those are douche bags.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to tack on the fact that most of those guys are also too submissive to make a proper pass at a woman. Or they are just playing the part figuring they can get the hipster girls wearing those same ugly glasses because "we are so alike".
ReplyDeleteI get my jeep dirty and just ordered the replacement slave cyclinder to repair my clutch before it goes out on me. I own two wool caps, both used for cold weather (as in when I am boarding) and one of those was hand knitted by a dear friend. My hair is way too long to be under a cap all day.